The Kirkanomics

THE KILLER MYTH

The killer isn't real. My wife's celebration? Very real. If the price drops, it's a deep-state psyop. If it pumps, it's the free market speaking through the elves. Facts don't care about your rug-pull feelings.

TRICKLE-DOWN TOKENS

1 Billion Supply. 0% Tax. Liquidity is locked in Kash Patel's vault. Diamond hands get neck and Paper hands get Kirk. Any coin that thinks it's better will be debated into submission, you know me!